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Monday, March 31, 2008

SHOCKING NEWS!!!JENNY NGOW'S LEAVING TARC...

Good evening I'm Ong and welcome to PRE-U news at whatever it is. On tonight's BIGGEST SHOCKING, TEAR AND JAW DROPPING HEADLINES, SJ8P's very own Queen dubbed as "Ngow Ngow" is leaving TARC. On January 2008, there were speculations around SPUS on the issue of Ms. Ngow Li Siang's resignation, leaving for a better job prospect in other institutes. Excuse me, such opportunity given to me I'll also run away. *Ahem* back to the news, this matter I'm afraid has turned out to be true during an unofficial press conference with SJ8P. Ms. Ngow told the press,"I have handed in my resignation letter to the office and next week will be my last in SPUS." (Hey I was there!!!And Irene, Wai Lun plus Yao Wei).
With such SJ8P in such turmoil admidst the upcoming trials and A2 examinations around the corner plus this shocking piece of news from Ngow Ngow(our malaikat sent down to Earth to enlighten SJ8P students)(DAMN YOU INTI!!!START SO EARLY FOR WHAT??!!!STEAL AWAY OUR BELOVED...sobz), will SJ8P face the 'axe'? We now ask the views of political analyst from DUCK(Ducking Institute for Cambridge Kia), Britney Yow to explain the DOOM that till perch the lives of SJ8P students leaving a black hole in the history of SPUS...

Britney Yow:
Based on the records from January 2007 to March 2008, we see that SJ8P recorded a year high with stable and rising growth of the performance in Pure Mathematics syllabuses 9709/1, 9709/3, 9231/1(Further). But such growth is feeble. We have to understand that Maths is not something to play around with. Without Jenny's guidance, I'm afraid that this will lead to a dramatic fall in performance as shown in the graph

Friday, March 7, 2008

Dawn of a new Beginning...

Yes yes yes... After months of persuasion from my peers I finally decided to be part of the blogging world... Well just give me time I'll develop this so called "empty shelter" of mine... HI to the world!!!